Now I’m dashing home
Doing 85
Swerving lane to lane
With fire in my eyes
I’ve got a million thoughts
Going through my mind
I’m thinking about what I’ma do and who I’m going to do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind?
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
(Whoo whoo whoo)
Damn, here comes a police man
He drove right up on me and flashed his light
Then I pulled over without thinking twice
He hopped out the car and walks over to me
And said, “License and registration, please”
I looked up at him and said, “Officer, is there something wrong?”
He said, “No, except you were were doing 60 in a 40 mile zone”
Then I said, “Officer,
Let me explain, please
You see the truth of the matter is
Is that I’ve got an emergency”
He said, “No excuses
And no exceptions”
He flicks his cigarette and gives me the ticket
Said, “Have a nice day” and walked away
I said, “Yeah right” and drove away
Then I turned my radio on
And did 55 all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway
Hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go in around the back
Bust up in the house and she screaming, “Whats all that for?”
Then I’m like, “Woman, I called this house
And a man picked up my phone”
Then she said, “Calm down,
Did you forget my brother Twon came home?”
Oh…
And thats all I could say was ,”Oh”
With a stupid look on my face
Said, “I forgot he came home today”
And she said, “That’s okay
Because, honey, I understand”
She said, “You don’t have to explain”
Then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on
Apologized one more time
Then went down and start getting it on
And she started biting her lip
Grabbing me and making noise
Now we making love and she’s my ear whispering
“It’s all yours”
I said, “I love you”
And she said, “I love you, too”
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me
And said, “Baby, go deeper please”
And that’s when I start going crazy
Like I was trying to give her a baby
The room feel like its spinning
We keep turning and turning
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curling
The next thing you know, she starts going real wild
And starts screaming my name
Then I said, “Baby, we must slow down
Before I bust a vessel in my brain”
And she said, “Please no don’t stop”
And I said, “I caught a cramp”
And she said, “Please keep on going”
I said, “My leg is about to crack”
Then she cries out, “Oh my goodness, I’m about to climax”
And I said, “Cool, climax, just let go of my leg”
She says, “You’re the perfect lover”
I said, “I cant go no further”
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber (rubber… rubber… rubber…)
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Trapped in the Closet Lyrics - Chapter 4
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