Trapped in the Closet Lyrics - Chapter 5

And now I’m like
“Well, well, well, what the fuck is this?
A condom in my bed
You better start talking, bitch
Before I take a match and burn this motherfucker down”
I said, “You better start talking and start talking right goddamn now”
Then she said, “Baby - I’m so speechless”
Then I said, “My baby you gonna be breathless
If you don’t start talking quick
Woman, I’m gonna have a fit
You don’t know what you fucking with
Girl you better cut the bullshit
Now it’s obvious somebody has been all up in my home,
in my bed and plus I smell cigarettes”
Now I’m sniffing and looking around
Suspicious like someone’s here
Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes there was so much fear
Pull out my gun and say, “Is he still here?”
She shook her head and said, “No”
I’m checking behind every door
She cried out, “He left right after you called”
I said, “What the fuck was you thinking that I wouldn’t find this out?”
Then I said, “You must be crazy or on crack to have somebody up in my motherfucking house”
She hopped up and said, “That’s enough”
She said, “I can’t take no more”
And then she said, “You’ve made your point
but now it’s time to even the score”
She said, “I know all about last night
and where you went when you left the club”
Said, “That’s right, nigger, I was there
with this guy in the back of the club”
I said, “I thought you was with your girls”
She said, “I thought you was with you guys”
She said, “You was at that bitch’s house
and don’t you even try to act surprised”
I said, “Babe-”
She said, “Shut up
Don’t you say a word
It ain’t nothing you can say
That I ain’t already heard”
Then I said, “Woman, don’t you try to turn it all around
Because the fact still remains that someone else was in my house”
Then she said, “You’re right about that
Something did go down
But I don’t have to turn it around
‘Cause what goes around comes back around”
I’m moving a little closer to her
She’s tripping over the furniture
She said, “Wait precious let me explain”
I said, “No need to just give me his name”
And then she says, “Uh un”
I say, “Uh what?”
She says, “Please sit down in the chair”
And I say, “No, I’m standing up”
And then she cries out, “I’m so scared to tell you because of what you might do”
And I scream, “Now look, girl, you better give me this man’s name
And I’m not playing with you”
She says “OK” wipes her nose then asks me about a girl name Tina
I thought to myself says, “It sounds familiar”
Then said, “That’ll I probably know her if I seen her”
And then I said, “Anyway, girl, what the hell has that got to do with this man?”
She said, “You know my girl, Roxanne”
I said, “Who the hell is roxanne?”
Then she says, “Roxanne’s a friend of mine
Who knows this guy name Chuck
Chuck’s cool with this guy named Rufus”
And I’m sitting there like, “What the fuck”
Then she says, “Rufus’ wife Cathy
We both went to high school
She introduced me to the policeman that stopped you (stopped you… stopped you… stopped you…)”