Saturday, June 30, 2007
Friday, June 29, 2007
Thats our Mayor - Waiting in line for the State Store to open, I mean buy an iphone

It is a good thing he is into technology. Once he gets his iphone, he can be notified immediately everytime someone in Philly gets shot!
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Thursday, June 28, 2007
So? (Zan!)
L Keepin it Real
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SNL - Two A-Holes at an Adoption Agency
These Two A-Holes never get old.
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GameznFlix Promo

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007
These Philly Fish kind of turn my stomach.
Check out these dudes that fish from Philadelphia Waters.....
Philly Fish Guys
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This is why I do not go on Rides...
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky (AP) -- A 13-year-old girl whose feet were severed in an accident on an amusement park ride is in stable condition in a Nashville, Tennessee, hospital, her family said in a written statement Tuesday.
Kaitlyn Lasitter, whose name had not previously been released by officials, was riding the Superman Tower of Power ride Thursday at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom in Louisville when a cable broke loose on the ride, cutting off the girl's feet above the ankles, authorities said.
State officials were investigating the incident.
"The parents of Kaitlyn Lasitter would like to acknowledge everyone across the country that have been supporting their daughter with many positive thoughts and prayers over the last six days," according to the statement, which was issued through Vanderbilt University Medical Center.
Authorities and the hospital have declined to say whether her feet were reattached. The statement included a plea for privacy for the girl's family, and the family has instructed the hospital not to comment further.
The family's statement said no one from the theme park had contacted them since the accident, as park representatives had told reporters.
"At no time has any representative of the theme park been in touch with members of the family," the statement said.
A spokeswoman for Six Flags in New York disputed that account, saying two representatives from Kentucky Kingdom accompanied Lasitter's family to the hospital and stayed for "some time" before the family asked that they leave.
"We are deeply saddened by this incident and of course have genuine concern for the well-being of the entire family. We stand ready to be of any assistance we possibly can," said Kentucky Kingdom spokeswoman Carolyn McClean.
The ride passed inspection in each of the past four years, according to records. The ride lifts passengers 177 feet straight up, then drops them nearly the same distance at speeds reaching 54 miles per hour.
Six Flags shut down similar rides at parks in St. Louis; Gurnee, Illinois; and near Washington as a safety precaution, Goldberg said. Those rides remained closed Tuesday, and were to undergo safety inspections.
Six Flags Over Texas, near Dallas, also has a Superman Tower of Power, but it is not the same ride, Goldberg said.
Cedar Fair Entertainment Co. of Sandusky, Ohio, also shut down drop tower rides at five of its amusement parks for inspection after the accident.
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The one and only, Stu Shames
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Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Satellite Party Coming to TLA
This New Album is Excellent! Perry never fails to put on an amazing show.
Perry Farrell's Satellite Party
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Doors: 8:00 pm | Show: 9:00 pm
334 South Street
Philadelphia, PA 19147
On Sale Fri, 6/29at 12:00 pm EDT
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You have to get a Wii - If its the last thing you do.
The Wii is by far the best value in today's gaming market. Get one today!
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REVIEW: Media Storage without Large Desktop Taking over your Living Room
Ever wanted to eliminate that large media server humming in your living room? The linksys NSLU2 is the perfect solution. The Slug(as known by hackers) has 2 USB ports which allow you to plug in your External Hard Drives. Your next step is to plug the slug directly into your wireless router which allows you to can access your drives from any computer on your network. Wouldn't you like to be able to access your Music, Movies, Data all from one central area? The Linksys NSLU2 also is very hackable - go to: http://www.nslu2-linux.org/ for more info. This site will teach you how to turn the unit into an ITunes Server, or a Digital Camera Backup. It is the most inexpensive techie solution for a hidden home media solution.
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Horrendous Toll Booth Car Crash in NJ
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Trapped in the Closet 1-5
Amazing!
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Trapped in the Closet Lyrics - Chapter 1
7 o’clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wake me
I’m stretching and yawning in a bed that don’t belong to me
Then a voice yells “Good morning, darling” from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise she isn’t you
Now I’ve got this dumb look on my face like “What have I done”?
How could I be so stupid to have been laid in to the morning sun
Must have lost the track of time, oh what was on my mind?
From the club went to her home, didn’t plan to stay that long
Here I am quickly trying to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys trying to get on up out the door
Then she stretched her hands in front of me
Said, “You can’t go this way”
Looked at her like she was crazy
Said, “Woman, move out my way”
I said, “I got a wife at home”
She said, “Please don’t go out there”
“Lady, I’ve got to get home”
She said her husband was coming up the stairs
“Shh shh quiet, hurry up and get in the closet”
She said “Don’t you make a sound or some shit is going down”
I said “Why don’t I just go out the window?”
“Yes, except for one thing, we’re on the 5th floor”
Shit, think, shit, think … “quick put me in the closet”
And now I’m in this dark ass closet trying to figure out
Just how I’m gonna get my crazy ass out this house
And he walks in and yells “I’m home”
She says, “Honey, I’m in the room”
He walks in there with a smile on his face saying, “Honey, I’ve been missing you”
She hops all over him and says “I’ve cooked and ran your bathwater”
I’m telling you now this girl is so good she deserves an Oscar
Throws her in the bed he starts snatching her clothes off
I’m in the closet like, “Man, what the fuck is going on?”
You’re not going to believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he acted I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, “There’s a mystery going on and I’m going to solve it”
And I’m like, “God please don’t let this man open this closet”
He walks in the bathroom and looks behind the door
She says, “Baby, come back to bed”
He says “Bitch! Say no more”
He pulls back the shower curtain while she’s biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now I’m sweating like hell
Checks under the bed (bed)
Then opens the dresser (dresser)
He looks at the closet (closet)
I pull out my Beretta (Beretta)
He walks up to the closet (closet)
He’s close up to the closet (closet)
Now he’s at the closet (closet)
Now he’s opening the closet (closet, closet, closet)
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Trapped in the Closet Lyrics - Chapter 2
Well now he’s staring at me like as if he was staring in the mirror
She yells, “Honey, let me explain”
He says, “You don’t have to go no further”
“I can clearly see what’s going on behind my back, in my bed, in my home”
Then I said, “Wait a minute now hold on”
I said, “Mister we can work this out”
She said, “Honey, don’t lose control”
I tried to get him to calm down
He said “Oh, I should have known
That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house
But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt”
I said, “We need to resolve this”
And he stepped to me I’m like, “Whoa
There’s a reason I’m in this closet”
He says “Yeah? What are you talking clothes?”
“I met this girl at the Bodja club and she told me she didn’t have a man”
Then he said, “Man, please, I’d kill you if you didn’t have that gun in your hand”
And then I said, “But your chick chose me”
He said, “Don’t give me that mack shit please”
His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer
I point my gun and say “I’m not the one you’re after”
He says, “Something I bet you didn’t know, my man… Did she tell you that
I was a pastor?”
I said, “Well, good, that’s better right? Why can’t we handle this Christian-like?”
And I started to put the gun down until I saw his face still had a frown
She started crying, saying, “Baby, I’m sorry”
Then he said, “Baby, not as sorry as you’re gonna be”
I started inching out
He says, “No, I want you to see this”
I said, “I gotta get out this house”
“Not ’til I reveal my secret”
I’m like, “What is going on inside his head?”
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says,
“Hello” (hello?)
“Baby?” (uh huh?)
“Turn the car around” (what’s going on over there?)
“Listen, I just need for you to get right back here now”
He looks at me and says, “Well since we’re all coming out the closet
I’m not about to be the only one that’s broken-hearted”
She said, “What do you mean?”
He said, “Just wait and see”
I said, “Somebody better talk to me”
And then his phone rings
He picks up and somebody says, “Sweetheart, I’m downstairs”
And he’s like, “I’ll buzz you up
I’m on the 5th floor hurry take the stairs”
And I’m like, “Who is this mystery lady that you’re talking to?”
And he says, “In time you both will know the shocking truth
Baby this is something I’ve been wanting to get off my chest for a
long, long time”
And I said, “Nigga I’m gonna shoot you both if you don’t say what’s on your mind”
He said, “Wait I hear somebody coming up the stairs”
And I’m looking at the door
He says, “I think you better sit down in the chair”
I says, “I’m gonna count to 4″
“1…”
He says, “Mister wait!”
“2…”
She says, “Please don’t shoot”
“3…”
He says, “Don’t shoot me”
“4…”
She screams!
Then a knock on the door
The gun’s in my hand
He opens the door
I can’t believe it’s a man (man… man… man…)
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Trapped in the Closet Lyrics - Chapter 3
Well here we are, the four of us…
In total shock… Me and her
I closed my mouth and swallowed spit
And I’m thinking to myself, “This is some deep shit”
And I said, “So you’re gonna tell me he’s the one you been talking to?”
He says, “Yes”, I says, “No”, he says, “Yes”, I say, “No”, he says,
“It’s the truth!”
I said, “All of ya’ll ass is crazy, let me up out this door,
Because this is way more than I bargained for”
She says, “Wait, I’m sure we can all fix this”
Then I said, “I’m late, plus I ain’t gotta damn thing to do with dicks!”
But then she said, “Wouldn’t you just like to know how it all began?”
Then I thought to myself, and said, “Quick, you got three minutes”
Then it got real quiet, I said, “Somebody start talking”
She said, “My God, Rufus! I’ve got just one question,
how could you do something like this? I’m so hurt!”
He looked at her and said, “Bitch please, you’ve got your nerves
With all your club hoppin’, lyin’ when you said you was shoppin’.
And now here you are in our home and you’re callin’ me wrong.”
“Okay you busted me! And that much I agree, you caught me cheating,
But this is a little extreme!”
He said, “You are my wife sleeping behind my back.
And now I come home and you got him in the closet, how extreme is that?”
And she said, “But she’s a he!”
And he said, “Please, you can’t judge me”
She said, “Rufus, this is crazy!”
And I said, “Stop arguing!
I did not stay here to hear you chew each other out,
So get to the point, or I swear I’m out!”
“Excuse me, please, but I think I can explain what’s going on in here.
My name is Chuck and I been knowing Rufus about a year,
At midnight creeping around with him has been a living hell,
sneaking in and out of hotels …”
I said, “Brother, spare me the details”
Then Rufus said, “Chuck, please! Don’t say nothing else!”
Then she screams, “Rufus, you son of a bitch,”
He says, “Cathy, go to hell!”
I said, “I thought you said your name was Mary, that’s what you said at the party.
Man, this is gettin scary I’m going to shoot somebody”
Then Rufus start yelling and screaming saying, “Cathy, this is all your fault!”
She throws a pillow at him and says, “You was creeping too, the only
difference is you didn’t get caught!”
Chuck screamed out, “We’re in love!”
Cathy says, “Love my ass!”
Rufus said they’re getting married then I shoot one in the air!
I said, “Not another one of you sons of bitches say a word!
Cuz all this shit I’m goin through is unheard!”
I grabbed my cellular
I said, “This is so wrong,”
I call up my home,
And a man picks up the phone phone phone phone…..
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Trapped in the Closet Lyrics - Chapter 4
Now I’m dashing home
Doing 85
Swerving lane to lane
With fire in my eyes
I’ve got a million thoughts
Going through my mind
I’m thinking about what I’ma do and who I’m going to do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind?
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
(Whoo whoo whoo)
Damn, here comes a police man
He drove right up on me and flashed his light
Then I pulled over without thinking twice
He hopped out the car and walks over to me
And said, “License and registration, please”
I looked up at him and said, “Officer, is there something wrong?”
He said, “No, except you were were doing 60 in a 40 mile zone”
Then I said, “Officer,
Let me explain, please
You see the truth of the matter is
Is that I’ve got an emergency”
He said, “No excuses
And no exceptions”
He flicks his cigarette and gives me the ticket
Said, “Have a nice day” and walked away
I said, “Yeah right” and drove away
Then I turned my radio on
And did 55 all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway
Hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go in around the back
Bust up in the house and she screaming, “Whats all that for?”
Then I’m like, “Woman, I called this house
And a man picked up my phone”
Then she said, “Calm down,
Did you forget my brother Twon came home?”
Oh…
And thats all I could say was ,”Oh”
With a stupid look on my face
Said, “I forgot he came home today”
And she said, “That’s okay
Because, honey, I understand”
She said, “You don’t have to explain”
Then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on
Apologized one more time
Then went down and start getting it on
And she started biting her lip
Grabbing me and making noise
Now we making love and she’s my ear whispering
“It’s all yours”
I said, “I love you”
And she said, “I love you, too”
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me
And said, “Baby, go deeper please”
And that’s when I start going crazy
Like I was trying to give her a baby
The room feel like its spinning
We keep turning and turning
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curling
The next thing you know, she starts going real wild
And starts screaming my name
Then I said, “Baby, we must slow down
Before I bust a vessel in my brain”
And she said, “Please no don’t stop”
And I said, “I caught a cramp”
And she said, “Please keep on going”
I said, “My leg is about to crack”
Then she cries out, “Oh my goodness, I’m about to climax”
And I said, “Cool, climax, just let go of my leg”
She says, “You’re the perfect lover”
I said, “I cant go no further”
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber (rubber… rubber… rubber…)
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Trapped in the Closet Lyrics - Chapter 5
And now I’m like
“Well, well, well, what the fuck is this?
A condom in my bed
You better start talking, bitch
Before I take a match and burn this motherfucker down”
I said, “You better start talking and start talking right goddamn now”
Then she said, “Baby - I’m so speechless”
Then I said, “My baby you gonna be breathless
If you don’t start talking quick
Woman, I’m gonna have a fit
You don’t know what you fucking with
Girl you better cut the bullshit
Now it’s obvious somebody has been all up in my home,
in my bed and plus I smell cigarettes”
Now I’m sniffing and looking around
Suspicious like someone’s here
Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes there was so much fear
Pull out my gun and say, “Is he still here?”
She shook her head and said, “No”
I’m checking behind every door
She cried out, “He left right after you called”
I said, “What the fuck was you thinking that I wouldn’t find this out?”
Then I said, “You must be crazy or on crack to have somebody up in my motherfucking house”
She hopped up and said, “That’s enough”
She said, “I can’t take no more”
And then she said, “You’ve made your point
but now it’s time to even the score”
She said, “I know all about last night
and where you went when you left the club”
Said, “That’s right, nigger, I was there
with this guy in the back of the club”
I said, “I thought you was with your girls”
She said, “I thought you was with you guys”
She said, “You was at that bitch’s house
and don’t you even try to act surprised”
I said, “Babe-”
She said, “Shut up
Don’t you say a word
It ain’t nothing you can say
That I ain’t already heard”
Then I said, “Woman, don’t you try to turn it all around
Because the fact still remains that someone else was in my house”
Then she said, “You’re right about that
Something did go down
But I don’t have to turn it around
‘Cause what goes around comes back around”
I’m moving a little closer to her
She’s tripping over the furniture
She said, “Wait precious let me explain”
I said, “No need to just give me his name”
And then she says, “Uh un”
I say, “Uh what?”
She says, “Please sit down in the chair”
And I say, “No, I’m standing up”
And then she cries out, “I’m so scared to tell you because of what you might do”
And I scream, “Now look, girl, you better give me this man’s name
And I’m not playing with you”
She says “OK” wipes her nose then asks me about a girl name Tina
I thought to myself says, “It sounds familiar”
Then said, “That’ll I probably know her if I seen her”
And then I said, “Anyway, girl, what the hell has that got to do with this man?”
She said, “You know my girl, Roxanne”
I said, “Who the hell is roxanne?”
Then she says, “Roxanne’s a friend of mine
Who knows this guy name Chuck
Chuck’s cool with this guy named Rufus”
And I’m sitting there like, “What the fuck”
Then she says, “Rufus’ wife Cathy
We both went to high school
She introduced me to the policeman that stopped you (stopped you… stopped you… stopped you…)”
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Sunday, June 24, 2007
Fire Started by the Homeless in AC
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Saturday, June 23, 2007
Friday, June 22, 2007
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Minnesota lawmakers pass smoking ban
Chance Pellum smokes a cigarette at Veterans of Foreign War Post 3586 in Salt Lake City, Wednesday, May 9, 2007. On April 30, a ban on smoking in VFW halls and other fraternal organizations that had been in place since January was lifted by Utah lawmakers. (AP Photo/Fred Hayes)
The bill passed the state House by an 81-48 vote early Saturday, hours after the state Senate approved it 43-21. It now heads to Gov. Tim Pawlenty, who has said he will sign it.
Minnesota would become the 20th state to prohibit smoking in bars and restaurants. Violations would carry fines of up to $300 for smokers and business owners who allow smoking. The ban would start Oct. 1.
Supporters of the bill hailed its passage as a win for public health.
Minnesota broke ground nationally in 1975 with the Clean Indoor Air Act, which limited smoking to designated areas in public places and at public meetings.
"We had lost an edge in terms of leading on that issue and now we're back," said Mike Maguire of the American Cancer Society. "This is where the country is going."
But Rep. Bud Heidgerken, a Republican who runs Charlie's Cafe in Freeport, called the bill an overreach that will hurt businesses like his.
"I for one don't like you putting your nose in my business," he told backers. "That's my air in that cafe, not yours. If you don't want to come, don't come."
In 2000, Moose Lake became the first Minnesota city to prohibit smoking in restaurants. Six counties and nine cities followed with bans of their own, some more restrictive than others. Two more local bans kick in June 1.
Under the bill passed Saturday, local governments would be free to pass stricter anti-smoking ordinances, including restrictions on outdoor smoking.
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Utah Water Sports Hires Chance Pellum as Pro Shop Manager
| /PRZOOM - Newswire/ - After another profitable year, Utah Water Sports adds new employee to focus on expanding pro shop. | |||
| South Jordan, UT, United States, 04/04/2007 – Utah Water Sports, a world-class MasterCraft dealer, today announced the hiring of Chance Pellum as its pro shop buyer and manager. This new hire comes on the heels of Utah Water Sports’ remodel and expansion of its current pro shop. | |||
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